Friday, October 22, 2010

CASTIEL AND BATMAN ARE BFF. JUST BECAUSE.

GUYS. GUYS.
MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.
What I'm referring to is, of course, Supernatural. Specifically, episode 3 of season 6. Which is the one Castiel comes back in. AND HE IS AWESOME.
This episode killed me. It was hilarious and awesome, and then suddenly, it was utterly heartbreaking and sad. Then you're left with a feeling of "OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?" at the end. AWESOME.
So pretty much Cas randomly shows up after the Winchesters call him, and he totally steals the show. He has the greatest lines! Such as this exhange:
CAS: (after Sam gets all huffy about Cas answering Dean and not him) Dean and I do share a profound bond...
*awkward silence where everyone glares at each other*
CAS: ( to Dean) I wasn't gonna mention it.
and HE USES AIR QUOTES. THIS IS SERIOUSLY ADORABLE.
And later in the episode Cas just breaks my heart. There's all these douchey angels who are fighting each other and crap, and one of them tries to kill Cas. Cas tries to reason with him, but can't, and has to kill him (in a seriously bad-ass move). And then Cas, in this broken and choked-up voice, says "Why won't any of you listen to me?"
AND I DIED. MY HEART IS IN LITTLE-BITTY PIECES. I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH. I DON'T CARE HOW CRAZY THAT IS. IN MY HAPPY WORLD, CAS AND BATMAN ARE BEST FRIENDS AND KICK ASS TOGETHER. YEAH.
Other than my near death over Cas and his awesome-ness, not much is going on. But I am reading possibly the greatest book ever written. Its called Death Troopers and its about zombie stormtroopers. ZOMBIE STORMTROOPERS. LIKE FROM STAR WARS. SO AWESOME.
I've gotten to the part where all the dean peeps are coming back to life, and our characters are trapped on a derelict Star Destroyer randomly floating through space with a fuckload of zombies. And its BRUTAL. One of the guys got bit, and the description was just -GUH. So realistic and gross. I love horror. AWESOME.
So my life is pretty much awesome all around. Except I still don't have my laptop. FUCK YOU TELUS AND YOUR STUPIDLY LONG WAITING PERIODS!!!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Supernatural is super addicting crack. BUT SO SATISFYING.

This post is going to be a huge rant about Supernatural, season 6, episode 2. I'll try not to give away huge amounts of plot, because that deserves its own post.
This episode killed me with its complete and utter awesomeness. Basically, there were these shapeshifters (who can shift to look like anyone) who were going out and sleeping with random women to make BEBES. This leads to hilarious-ness.
Sam goes to one of the families attacked, and finds one of BEBES there (this is before we know its a shifter). This goes kinda like this:
SAM: WTF is under the table? *looks*
BEBE: *adorable grin*
SAM: OOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
And then, of course, he immediately calls Dean saying "I WILL DRIVE RIGHT UP TO YOUR DOOR AND GET YOU, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT, MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!" So Dean meets him, and then sees the BEBE.
DEAN: WTF you call me Sam?
*sees BEBE*
DEAN: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
So then they have to go get supplies for the BEBE, including "some kind of paste that goes on his butt." Thx Dean.
This probably sent the fangirls wild (not the paste comment), because the supply shopping was Sam and Dean walking around in the baby section with the BEBE and looking supremely lost and confused. The Mpreg peeps (who creep the crap outta me) probably flipped.
Anyways, they end up stealing the stuff and booking it to a motel (long story), but only after everyone in the store looks at them, according to Sam, "like we're child abusers." This is while he waves awkwardly to everyone glaring at them.
At the motel, Dean finally manages to get the BEBE to sleep by humming "Smoke on the Water" to him. AWESOME. BTW, they are calling the BEBE Bobby John, which is the classic bullshit name. Then the BEBE explodes. Well, actually he shifts, which leads to the discover of his shapeshifter nature, and a couple stellar lines such as:
"Well, we cant' drop him off at an orphanage. I don't think they'll be happy when he's suddenly Asian!"
and
"Congratulations, its a boy...sometimes."
And then other stuff happens, and the plot thickens and what not. But I just had to talk about the absolute epicness of Sam and Dean running around with a BEBE with no fucking clue what to do with him. THIS IS WHY THIS SHOW ROCKS.
Also also also, the cars are sexy. Dean has the Impala, which now made its triumphant return, and Sam has this nice little Charger. OMG SUPERNATURAL HAS THE BEST CARS.
So excited for this weeks episode because CAS IS FINALLY IN IT. I'm probably gonna watch the episode 10 times over in one sitting. I'm also very excited to see where everything goes. Its very different watching the show without knowing pretty much everything that happens. I mean, I've known angels were gonna be in the show since season 1, but that addition was actually a huge surprise when it first happened. Actually watching a show unspoiled is so much more awesome. Also, way more scary. I was freaking out and LOVING IT. THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD TO ME. AHHH, CRACK.
Y'know what else is like crack? Tang. That creepy orange powder that you stir with water to make a generic citrus-like drink? Yeah, that. It sucks when its super weak, but if you put about one scoop of the powder in one cup of water, WHOOOOOOOEEEE!!! PARTY TIME!!! Its so sugary you practically gag and die with every swallow, but its SO GOOD. Thanks to Tasha The Amazing Page Friend for being a Tang crack ho with me. Such an amazing time. That huge can of stuff is gonna be gone in a month at most. AWESOME.