So I've been ignoring this blog in a rather shameful way. I would ocassionally remember that it actually existed, then I would be like "Well I could talk about this, but....maybe I'll do that later..."
And here we are a month later. Awesome.
So here's a recap of random stuff that happened. I wrote a very small amount for NaNo, and although I didn't make it to the word count (not even close) I still felt rather proud that I wrote anything at all.
I had a first experience which was awesome in every way. However, I will not mention this experience for fear that certain people *cough*parents*cough* will somehow find out and eviscerate me slowly. But rest assured, this experience was pretty frickin awesome, and fun was had by all, especially the pizza man who thought we were on crack.
Actually, my other news has to do with a pizza man too! And with Supernatural, but when does something on this blog NOT have to do with Supernatural? But in this case, my little heart feels so proud!
That's right guys, my little nerdy angel virgin Castiel watched porn for the first time. Porn featuring a pizza man and a babysitter. And he got a boner! Then he made out with a demon, a female character who actually doesn't suck (I KNOW, I was surprised too). WITH TONGUE. I AM SO PROUD. Then he got all flustered. I laughed so much I almost died. :DDDDDDDD
This episode rocked so hard I think I'm gonna do a post while I rewatch it, just to show you how frickin awesome it is. I think the world became a better place because of this episode. Especially with the inclusion of Horny Cas. Because you can never have enough of hot angels watching porn.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Hold me guys. I think I've gone insane.
This is because of two things. One, my drivers test is in a few weeks, and I AM SO NERVOUS. I think I'll be able to pass, BUT STILL. AGH.
"But Rachel," I can hear you saying, "that's not insanity. That's just an unbelievable amount of stress and pressure that will crush you with it's enormous weight of evil-ness and sadface-ness. It's different from insanity."
You know what I say to that? Screw you. You and your superior vocabulary! And your stupid techinal definitions. I don't care if that's not techinally what being insane is. SHUT UP. DON'T JUDGE ME.
But I do have a second thing, which is the insane part. It makes up for the lack of insanity in the first one, but doesn't really come with less pressure. A little less, maybe. I'll still feel like a failure if I can't do it. Then I'll look like this:
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
FOREVER. COMPLETE WITH 43 MOUTHS. Why such an odd number? I DON'T KNOW. STOP ASKING.
Anyhoo, onto actually saying what the second thing is. Have you ever heard of a thing called NaNoWriMo? It stands for National Novel Writing Month. Basically, participants write a novel between Nov 1 and 30. This is about 50 000 words or about 175 pages. Yeah. Guess who's being a doofus and actually gonna try to do this? Yeah, that's right, me. Now, I'm not really a fantastic writer, pretty average, but at least after this I should (hopefully) be able to say "I wrote a crap-load of words in a short amount of time, even if they sucked." Thats my goal. And if I'm still interested in the stupid thing later, then I can go back and fix it up. But this is gonna be really weird guys. I'm actually gonna try and DO something. I'm scared. D:
This is because of two things. One, my drivers test is in a few weeks, and I AM SO NERVOUS. I think I'll be able to pass, BUT STILL. AGH.
"But Rachel," I can hear you saying, "that's not insanity. That's just an unbelievable amount of stress and pressure that will crush you with it's enormous weight of evil-ness and sadface-ness. It's different from insanity."
You know what I say to that? Screw you. You and your superior vocabulary! And your stupid techinal definitions. I don't care if that's not techinally what being insane is. SHUT UP. DON'T JUDGE ME.
But I do have a second thing, which is the insane part. It makes up for the lack of insanity in the first one, but doesn't really come with less pressure. A little less, maybe. I'll still feel like a failure if I can't do it. Then I'll look like this:
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
FOREVER. COMPLETE WITH 43 MOUTHS. Why such an odd number? I DON'T KNOW. STOP ASKING.
Anyhoo, onto actually saying what the second thing is. Have you ever heard of a thing called NaNoWriMo? It stands for National Novel Writing Month. Basically, participants write a novel between Nov 1 and 30. This is about 50 000 words or about 175 pages. Yeah. Guess who's being a doofus and actually gonna try to do this? Yeah, that's right, me. Now, I'm not really a fantastic writer, pretty average, but at least after this I should (hopefully) be able to say "I wrote a crap-load of words in a short amount of time, even if they sucked." Thats my goal. And if I'm still interested in the stupid thing later, then I can go back and fix it up. But this is gonna be really weird guys. I'm actually gonna try and DO something. I'm scared. D:
Friday, October 22, 2010
CASTIEL AND BATMAN ARE BFF. JUST BECAUSE.
GUYS. GUYS.
MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.
What I'm referring to is, of course, Supernatural. Specifically, episode 3 of season 6. Which is the one Castiel comes back in. AND HE IS AWESOME.
This episode killed me. It was hilarious and awesome, and then suddenly, it was utterly heartbreaking and sad. Then you're left with a feeling of "OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?" at the end. AWESOME.
So pretty much Cas randomly shows up after the Winchesters call him, and he totally steals the show. He has the greatest lines! Such as this exhange:
CAS: (after Sam gets all huffy about Cas answering Dean and not him) Dean and I do share a profound bond...
*awkward silence where everyone glares at each other*
CAS: ( to Dean) I wasn't gonna mention it.
and HE USES AIR QUOTES. THIS IS SERIOUSLY ADORABLE.
And later in the episode Cas just breaks my heart. There's all these douchey angels who are fighting each other and crap, and one of them tries to kill Cas. Cas tries to reason with him, but can't, and has to kill him (in a seriously bad-ass move). And then Cas, in this broken and choked-up voice, says "Why won't any of you listen to me?"
AND I DIED. MY HEART IS IN LITTLE-BITTY PIECES. I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH. I DON'T CARE HOW CRAZY THAT IS. IN MY HAPPY WORLD, CAS AND BATMAN ARE BEST FRIENDS AND KICK ASS TOGETHER. YEAH.
Other than my near death over Cas and his awesome-ness, not much is going on. But I am reading possibly the greatest book ever written. Its called Death Troopers and its about zombie stormtroopers. ZOMBIE STORMTROOPERS. LIKE FROM STAR WARS. SO AWESOME.
I've gotten to the part where all the dean peeps are coming back to life, and our characters are trapped on a derelict Star Destroyer randomly floating through space with a fuckload of zombies. And its BRUTAL. One of the guys got bit, and the description was just -GUH. So realistic and gross. I love horror. AWESOME.
So my life is pretty much awesome all around. Except I still don't have my laptop. FUCK YOU TELUS AND YOUR STUPIDLY LONG WAITING PERIODS!!!
MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.
What I'm referring to is, of course, Supernatural. Specifically, episode 3 of season 6. Which is the one Castiel comes back in. AND HE IS AWESOME.
This episode killed me. It was hilarious and awesome, and then suddenly, it was utterly heartbreaking and sad. Then you're left with a feeling of "OMG WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?" at the end. AWESOME.
So pretty much Cas randomly shows up after the Winchesters call him, and he totally steals the show. He has the greatest lines! Such as this exhange:
CAS: (after Sam gets all huffy about Cas answering Dean and not him) Dean and I do share a profound bond...
*awkward silence where everyone glares at each other*
CAS: ( to Dean) I wasn't gonna mention it.
and HE USES AIR QUOTES. THIS IS SERIOUSLY ADORABLE.
And later in the episode Cas just breaks my heart. There's all these douchey angels who are fighting each other and crap, and one of them tries to kill Cas. Cas tries to reason with him, but can't, and has to kill him (in a seriously bad-ass move). And then Cas, in this broken and choked-up voice, says "Why won't any of you listen to me?"
AND I DIED. MY HEART IS IN LITTLE-BITTY PIECES. I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH. I DON'T CARE HOW CRAZY THAT IS. IN MY HAPPY WORLD, CAS AND BATMAN ARE BEST FRIENDS AND KICK ASS TOGETHER. YEAH.
Other than my near death over Cas and his awesome-ness, not much is going on. But I am reading possibly the greatest book ever written. Its called Death Troopers and its about zombie stormtroopers. ZOMBIE STORMTROOPERS. LIKE FROM STAR WARS. SO AWESOME.
I've gotten to the part where all the dean peeps are coming back to life, and our characters are trapped on a derelict Star Destroyer randomly floating through space with a fuckload of zombies. And its BRUTAL. One of the guys got bit, and the description was just -GUH. So realistic and gross. I love horror. AWESOME.
So my life is pretty much awesome all around. Except I still don't have my laptop. FUCK YOU TELUS AND YOUR STUPIDLY LONG WAITING PERIODS!!!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Supernatural is super addicting crack. BUT SO SATISFYING.
This post is going to be a huge rant about Supernatural, season 6, episode 2. I'll try not to give away huge amounts of plot, because that deserves its own post.
This episode killed me with its complete and utter awesomeness. Basically, there were these shapeshifters (who can shift to look like anyone) who were going out and sleeping with random women to make BEBES. This leads to hilarious-ness.
Sam goes to one of the families attacked, and finds one of BEBES there (this is before we know its a shifter). This goes kinda like this:
SAM: WTF is under the table? *looks*
BEBE: *adorable grin*
SAM: OOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
And then, of course, he immediately calls Dean saying "I WILL DRIVE RIGHT UP TO YOUR DOOR AND GET YOU, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT, MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!" So Dean meets him, and then sees the BEBE.
DEAN: WTF you call me Sam?
*sees BEBE*
DEAN: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
So then they have to go get supplies for the BEBE, including "some kind of paste that goes on his butt." Thx Dean.
This probably sent the fangirls wild (not the paste comment), because the supply shopping was Sam and Dean walking around in the baby section with the BEBE and looking supremely lost and confused. The Mpreg peeps (who creep the crap outta me) probably flipped.
Anyways, they end up stealing the stuff and booking it to a motel (long story), but only after everyone in the store looks at them, according to Sam, "like we're child abusers." This is while he waves awkwardly to everyone glaring at them.
At the motel, Dean finally manages to get the BEBE to sleep by humming "Smoke on the Water" to him. AWESOME. BTW, they are calling the BEBE Bobby John, which is the classic bullshit name. Then the BEBE explodes. Well, actually he shifts, which leads to the discover of his shapeshifter nature, and a couple stellar lines such as:
"Well, we cant' drop him off at an orphanage. I don't think they'll be happy when he's suddenly Asian!"
and
"Congratulations, its a boy...sometimes."
And then other stuff happens, and the plot thickens and what not. But I just had to talk about the absolute epicness of Sam and Dean running around with a BEBE with no fucking clue what to do with him. THIS IS WHY THIS SHOW ROCKS.
Also also also, the cars are sexy. Dean has the Impala, which now made its triumphant return, and Sam has this nice little Charger. OMG SUPERNATURAL HAS THE BEST CARS.
So excited for this weeks episode because CAS IS FINALLY IN IT. I'm probably gonna watch the episode 10 times over in one sitting. I'm also very excited to see where everything goes. Its very different watching the show without knowing pretty much everything that happens. I mean, I've known angels were gonna be in the show since season 1, but that addition was actually a huge surprise when it first happened. Actually watching a show unspoiled is so much more awesome. Also, way more scary. I was freaking out and LOVING IT. THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD TO ME. AHHH, CRACK.
Y'know what else is like crack? Tang. That creepy orange powder that you stir with water to make a generic citrus-like drink? Yeah, that. It sucks when its super weak, but if you put about one scoop of the powder in one cup of water, WHOOOOOOOEEEE!!! PARTY TIME!!! Its so sugary you practically gag and die with every swallow, but its SO GOOD. Thanks to Tasha The Amazing Page Friend for being a Tang crack ho with me. Such an amazing time. That huge can of stuff is gonna be gone in a month at most. AWESOME.
This episode killed me with its complete and utter awesomeness. Basically, there were these shapeshifters (who can shift to look like anyone) who were going out and sleeping with random women to make BEBES. This leads to hilarious-ness.
Sam goes to one of the families attacked, and finds one of BEBES there (this is before we know its a shifter). This goes kinda like this:
SAM: WTF is under the table? *looks*
BEBE: *adorable grin*
SAM: OOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
And then, of course, he immediately calls Dean saying "I WILL DRIVE RIGHT UP TO YOUR DOOR AND GET YOU, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT, MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!" So Dean meets him, and then sees the BEBE.
DEAN: WTF you call me Sam?
*sees BEBE*
DEAN: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
So then they have to go get supplies for the BEBE, including "some kind of paste that goes on his butt." Thx Dean.
This probably sent the fangirls wild (not the paste comment), because the supply shopping was Sam and Dean walking around in the baby section with the BEBE and looking supremely lost and confused. The Mpreg peeps (who creep the crap outta me) probably flipped.
Anyways, they end up stealing the stuff and booking it to a motel (long story), but only after everyone in the store looks at them, according to Sam, "like we're child abusers." This is while he waves awkwardly to everyone glaring at them.
At the motel, Dean finally manages to get the BEBE to sleep by humming "Smoke on the Water" to him. AWESOME. BTW, they are calling the BEBE Bobby John, which is the classic bullshit name. Then the BEBE explodes. Well, actually he shifts, which leads to the discover of his shapeshifter nature, and a couple stellar lines such as:
"Well, we cant' drop him off at an orphanage. I don't think they'll be happy when he's suddenly Asian!"
and
"Congratulations, its a boy...sometimes."
And then other stuff happens, and the plot thickens and what not. But I just had to talk about the absolute epicness of Sam and Dean running around with a BEBE with no fucking clue what to do with him. THIS IS WHY THIS SHOW ROCKS.
Also also also, the cars are sexy. Dean has the Impala, which now made its triumphant return, and Sam has this nice little Charger. OMG SUPERNATURAL HAS THE BEST CARS.
So excited for this weeks episode because CAS IS FINALLY IN IT. I'm probably gonna watch the episode 10 times over in one sitting. I'm also very excited to see where everything goes. Its very different watching the show without knowing pretty much everything that happens. I mean, I've known angels were gonna be in the show since season 1, but that addition was actually a huge surprise when it first happened. Actually watching a show unspoiled is so much more awesome. Also, way more scary. I was freaking out and LOVING IT. THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD TO ME. AHHH, CRACK.
Y'know what else is like crack? Tang. That creepy orange powder that you stir with water to make a generic citrus-like drink? Yeah, that. It sucks when its super weak, but if you put about one scoop of the powder in one cup of water, WHOOOOOOOEEEE!!! PARTY TIME!!! Its so sugary you practically gag and die with every swallow, but its SO GOOD. Thanks to Tasha The Amazing Page Friend for being a Tang crack ho with me. Such an amazing time. That huge can of stuff is gonna be gone in a month at most. AWESOME.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Of romance novels and other stuff
So I finally managed to finish the terrible romance novel Sliding Home. OH GOD. For the last about 80 pages I wanted to burn the book, stomp over the ashes, throw them in the ocean, and then stab my eyes out with an icepick. It was that bad. Its mainly about these two ass hats named Dayne and Kason. She randomly squats in his trailer and refuses to leave. They immediately want to have sex but hold off for about 200 pages, which was excruciating, filled with terribly written UST and random emphasis on meaningless things. Theres also this random side plot with the publicist and another ball player, which has absolutely no impact or meaning to the main story. I'm thinking the author just needed extra pages or something, because that storyline had absolutely no point.
It was, of course, rife with cliches. There was the "Have to date someone else while they actually want to date each other" trope, the "From different spectrums of society" trope, and the "They're forced into a ridiculous situation that makes them randomly realize their twue feewings". UGH.
It takes them 200 pages to fuck, which happened after Dayne burned her old marriage file, and I mean RIGHT AFTER. Because apparently ritual burning means you are over a failed relationship. Maybe she's a witch. But the best part is that in the last 60 pages, they randomly fall in love, and in the last 5 pages, they randomly get married. Kinda like an unimportant side note. "BTW, WE LOVE EACH OTHER, LETS GET MARRIED!!!!" Complete with rabid expressions, hysterical tears and unbearable scarring cute-ness. KILL ME NOW. Also, Kason has unbelievable stamina. FREAKIN CRAZY.
SIX TIMES.
IN ONE NIGHT.
NO FREAKIN WAY.
But that was that. Now onto killer unicorns. Or possibly zombie stormtroopers. Haven't decided yet, because both are equally awesome.
Anyway, the adventure of watching horror movies continues. I watched Nightmare on Elm Street, and it made no sense. I just sat there going "WTF?". Course, I may have missed something considering I was only have watching while chatting and whatnot. Though I don't really know how a dude with a gibbled face and Go-Go-Gadget arms is supposed to be scary. Maybe thats just me. I am going to watch The Blair Witch Project next, which I already know scares the shit out of me. AWESOME.
And BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD. SUPERNATURAL SEASON 6 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED. Pardon me while I hyperventilate in the corner. I am now all caught up on everything, and, as I knew I would, I cried during the Season 5 finale. Now that I think of it, I cried a lot during Season 5. God, I am such a pansy. BUT OMG CASTIEL. YOU ARE SO TRAGIC AND HEARTBREAKING. YOU NEED SO MANY HUGS. DEAN AND SAM, HUG HIM. HUG HIM DAMMIT. I DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS GAY. DO IT NOW.
It was, of course, rife with cliches. There was the "Have to date someone else while they actually want to date each other" trope, the "From different spectrums of society" trope, and the "They're forced into a ridiculous situation that makes them randomly realize their twue feewings". UGH.
It takes them 200 pages to fuck, which happened after Dayne burned her old marriage file, and I mean RIGHT AFTER. Because apparently ritual burning means you are over a failed relationship. Maybe she's a witch. But the best part is that in the last 60 pages, they randomly fall in love, and in the last 5 pages, they randomly get married. Kinda like an unimportant side note. "BTW, WE LOVE EACH OTHER, LETS GET MARRIED!!!!" Complete with rabid expressions, hysterical tears and unbearable scarring cute-ness. KILL ME NOW. Also, Kason has unbelievable stamina. FREAKIN CRAZY.
SIX TIMES.
IN ONE NIGHT.
NO FREAKIN WAY.
But that was that. Now onto killer unicorns. Or possibly zombie stormtroopers. Haven't decided yet, because both are equally awesome.
Anyway, the adventure of watching horror movies continues. I watched Nightmare on Elm Street, and it made no sense. I just sat there going "WTF?". Course, I may have missed something considering I was only have watching while chatting and whatnot. Though I don't really know how a dude with a gibbled face and Go-Go-Gadget arms is supposed to be scary. Maybe thats just me. I am going to watch The Blair Witch Project next, which I already know scares the shit out of me. AWESOME.
And BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD. SUPERNATURAL SEASON 6 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED. Pardon me while I hyperventilate in the corner. I am now all caught up on everything, and, as I knew I would, I cried during the Season 5 finale. Now that I think of it, I cried a lot during Season 5. God, I am such a pansy. BUT OMG CASTIEL. YOU ARE SO TRAGIC AND HEARTBREAKING. YOU NEED SO MANY HUGS. DEAN AND SAM, HUG HIM. HUG HIM DAMMIT. I DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS GAY. DO IT NOW.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
I should not be posting right now...
I should not be awake right now. Especially after not sleeping all night.
That's right. I have been having a marathon of horror movies and Supernatural while binging on obscene amounts of sugar. I'm gonna be so sick tomorrow (today, WTF). Staying up late isn't exactly weird for me, but still being awake when I can see the sun beginning to rise, while still chowing down on Fudge-Os is. No wonder I'm fat. :D
Anyway, I've watched a crap load of Supernatural (catching up on season 5 because OMFG SEASON 6 STARTS TODAY!!!!!!), and about four horror movies. I started the evening off with Poltergeist, then Psycho and finished with 28 Days Later. Wait, that doesn't add up to four. Oh, I tried to watch The Call of Cthulhu (ultimate nerdgasm), but the disk didn't work!!!! SADFACE FOREVER!!!!!!!
Now I'm gonna tell you what I thought of the movies, because I know thats what you want to read. Hells yeah. Also OM NOM friend, now you never have to watch these movies because you would probably die.
Poltergeist (am I spelling that right?)
This movie was pretty good. I enjoyed it a lot, although I was doing a constant commentary that went kinda like "Thats not what poltergeists look like, they don't do that, USE THE ROCK SALT!!!!" Yes, I critique horror movies using things from Supernatural. Oh god.
It was really good movie though. I started kinda slow, kinda like Alien, but it quickly got into evil trees and vortexes in closets. I also now finally know where the "DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!" comes from. Yes, I didn't know beforehand. I had an epiphany halfway through, after they had said it about a dozen times. There was also a fat lady psychic or something, who was kinda like "STFU POLTERGEIST. IMMA PWN UR ASS". There was also a giant glowing spider. And random corpses popping up everywhere. And did I mention the evil tree that tried to eat a kid? I was, of course, more freaked out about the evil looking clown. And geeking out over the kid's awesome Star Wars memorabilia. Yeah.
Psycho
This movie was SO BORING. It took about 40 minutes for the shower scene to roll around. AND NOTHING HAPPENS BEFORE THEN. GOD. I pretty much fell asleep and woke up whenever the scary music got really loud. There's a couple hours of my life I'll never get back. I guess I'm not a classics kinda person. I'll probably give Vertigo a miss.
28 Days Later
This movie was...weird. I starts off with evil monkeys who have anger management issues and enjoy biting peeps. Then 28 days pass. Then the screen comes back with a completely nude Cillian Murphy. Who doesn't put pants on for about 5 minutes. There is no convenient placement of items either. I didn't want to see that. Ever.
Anyways, this dude runs around and meets some other peeps, and runs away from evil zombie things who puke on you. Or eat you. Or both. I also seem to prefer the dark, but run really fricking fast. So its like an amalgamation of zombies, vampires and ninjas. Yeah.
But there was one thing that made me love this movie so much. When the main character (the naked dude, though he's not naked anymore by this point) walks into a church. As the climbs the stairs, the camera pans up to see writing on the wall (lol, biblical reference). The writing says, in huge letters: REPENT. THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH. ROFL.
BTW, I finished the first season of 24, and I was right. I cried when the evil assassin brothers died. Crap.
Also also also I am about halfway through Sliding Home (the terrible romance novel). It is lulzy. The main woman keeps having tinglings in her "V-zone". LOL. And the dude nearly raped her against the fridge, and apparently after that they bonded. WTF? They've pretty much settled into a relationship by this point, just without the sex. I'm still holding out for a sex scene. There are also these other random characters who were introduced about page 80, but somehow have a major storyline. Again WTF? Although if I started complaining about the writing I would never stop. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS!!!! WE ARE DOING THIS FOR THE LULZ. LULZ ARE FANTASTIC.
I think I'm gonna go to bed now. The sun is officially rising.
ETA: FUCK SPELLING MISTAKES. FROM NOW ON, THIS IS A SPELLING AND GRAMMAR FREE ZONE. SCREW THAT SHIT.
That's right. I have been having a marathon of horror movies and Supernatural while binging on obscene amounts of sugar. I'm gonna be so sick tomorrow (today, WTF). Staying up late isn't exactly weird for me, but still being awake when I can see the sun beginning to rise, while still chowing down on Fudge-Os is. No wonder I'm fat. :D
Anyway, I've watched a crap load of Supernatural (catching up on season 5 because OMFG SEASON 6 STARTS TODAY!!!!!!), and about four horror movies. I started the evening off with Poltergeist, then Psycho and finished with 28 Days Later. Wait, that doesn't add up to four. Oh, I tried to watch The Call of Cthulhu (ultimate nerdgasm), but the disk didn't work!!!! SADFACE FOREVER!!!!!!!
Now I'm gonna tell you what I thought of the movies, because I know thats what you want to read. Hells yeah. Also OM NOM friend, now you never have to watch these movies because you would probably die.
Poltergeist (am I spelling that right?)
This movie was pretty good. I enjoyed it a lot, although I was doing a constant commentary that went kinda like "Thats not what poltergeists look like, they don't do that, USE THE ROCK SALT!!!!" Yes, I critique horror movies using things from Supernatural. Oh god.
It was really good movie though. I started kinda slow, kinda like Alien, but it quickly got into evil trees and vortexes in closets. I also now finally know where the "DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!" comes from. Yes, I didn't know beforehand. I had an epiphany halfway through, after they had said it about a dozen times. There was also a fat lady psychic or something, who was kinda like "STFU POLTERGEIST. IMMA PWN UR ASS". There was also a giant glowing spider. And random corpses popping up everywhere. And did I mention the evil tree that tried to eat a kid? I was, of course, more freaked out about the evil looking clown. And geeking out over the kid's awesome Star Wars memorabilia. Yeah.
Psycho
This movie was SO BORING. It took about 40 minutes for the shower scene to roll around. AND NOTHING HAPPENS BEFORE THEN. GOD. I pretty much fell asleep and woke up whenever the scary music got really loud. There's a couple hours of my life I'll never get back. I guess I'm not a classics kinda person. I'll probably give Vertigo a miss.
28 Days Later
This movie was...weird. I starts off with evil monkeys who have anger management issues and enjoy biting peeps. Then 28 days pass. Then the screen comes back with a completely nude Cillian Murphy. Who doesn't put pants on for about 5 minutes. There is no convenient placement of items either. I didn't want to see that. Ever.
Anyways, this dude runs around and meets some other peeps, and runs away from evil zombie things who puke on you. Or eat you. Or both. I also seem to prefer the dark, but run really fricking fast. So its like an amalgamation of zombies, vampires and ninjas. Yeah.
But there was one thing that made me love this movie so much. When the main character (the naked dude, though he's not naked anymore by this point) walks into a church. As the climbs the stairs, the camera pans up to see writing on the wall (lol, biblical reference). The writing says, in huge letters: REPENT. THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH. ROFL.
BTW, I finished the first season of 24, and I was right. I cried when the evil assassin brothers died. Crap.
Also also also I am about halfway through Sliding Home (the terrible romance novel). It is lulzy. The main woman keeps having tinglings in her "V-zone". LOL. And the dude nearly raped her against the fridge, and apparently after that they bonded. WTF? They've pretty much settled into a relationship by this point, just without the sex. I'm still holding out for a sex scene. There are also these other random characters who were introduced about page 80, but somehow have a major storyline. Again WTF? Although if I started complaining about the writing I would never stop. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS!!!! WE ARE DOING THIS FOR THE LULZ. LULZ ARE FANTASTIC.
I think I'm gonna go to bed now. The sun is officially rising.
ETA: FUCK SPELLING MISTAKES. FROM NOW ON, THIS IS A SPELLING AND GRAMMAR FREE ZONE. SCREW THAT SHIT.
Monday, September 13, 2010
SO MUCH CRAP
This is what happens when I don't blog in a really long time. Awesome things pile up. This is probably going to be a long post. Oh dear.
Well first, Operation Moving All Our Shit was a success. Kinda. I still have to unpack my room. God, I hate moving. DDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Second, read the most awesome tie-in novel EVAH. That other one I told you about? Does not even compare. This one was fantastic. Again Supernatural, and Judas was in it. And he and Cas were old friends. AWESOME. I am now going to read another book by him. About ZOMBIE STORMTROOPERS. HELL YES.
Speaking of books, a few of my page friends and I have started a book club. The object of this book club is to read the most terrible books known to man. We have three picked out so far. The first is called Rampant. The summary is as follows:
Forget everything you ever knew about unicorns...
Real unicorns are venomous, man-eating monsters with huge fangs and razor-sharp horns. Fortunately, they've been extinct for a hundred and fifty years.
Or not.
Astrid had always scoffed at her eccentric mother's stories about killer unicorns. But when one of the monsters attacks her boyfriend—thereby ruining any chance of him taking her to the prom—Astrid finds herself headed to Rome to train as a unicorn hunter at the ancient cloisters the hunters have used for centuries.
However, at the cloisters all is not what it seems. Outside, the unicorns wait to attack. And within, Astrid faces other, unexpected threats: from the crumbling, bone-covered walls that vibrate with a terrible power to the hidden agendas of her fellow hunters to—perhaps most dangerously of all—her growing attraction to a handsome art student ... an attraction that could jeopardize everything.
Awesome right? I have a sneaking suspicion that the art student is actually an unicorn in disguise.
The second is called Sliding Home. Its a romance novel about a baseball player. Here is the summary:
The left fielder for the Richmond Rogues had returned from six weeks of spring training in Florida to find someone had moved into his mobile home. That person was presently in his shower. And no matter how sexy the squatter might be, Kason wanted her out.
He had his trusty dobie, Cimarron; he didn't need anyone else in his life. Not even a stubborn tomboy who rouses all kinds of wild reactions in him, then soothed his soul with peace offerings of macaroni and cheese and rainbow Jell-O. The bad boy of baseball was ready to play hardball if need be, but with Dayne Sheridan firmly planted between his sheets, he found himself...Sliding Home.
That last sentence...words cannot express. ROFL. That sentence was why we picked this book. Hell yes.
The third book is Argentinian Playboy, Unexpected Love-Child. The title alone makes it COMPLETELY worth it. The summary:
Billionaire polo player Diego Ortega has seen the world and sampled many of its women. Sweet beauty Rachel Summers has sated his appetite--so why does he find his body yearning for more? Rachel knows she is not Diego's type--less glamorous supermodel, more wholesome country girl. But that doesn't mean she has to wear her heart on her sleeve. She kept her virginity a secret before he bedded her.... But now she "has" to tell Diego she's carrying his baby!
Also, why the hell is "has" in quotation marks?I am so excited to read these books, as they will be endlessly amusing and AWESOME. I laughing already.
And possibly the most awesome thing ever: When I went out onto my porch the other night, I find this:
Yes, that is a bat. I have named him Batface, and have decided this is his home now. Sadly, he hasn't come back yet, possibly because I blinded him with the flash on my camera. Oooops?
Anyways, that is my life right now, between working an obscene amount and listening to Led Zeppelin. And marathoning season 1 of 24. Which is epic. I am terribly fond of these two brothers, who are evil assassins, out for revenge. I always like them, even when they are shooting people in the face. I think there's something seriously wrong with me.
ETA: Just did a spellcheck, and all the emoticon things I do came up as spelled wrong. LOL. BTW, what the hell does ETA mean? Whenever I see it I think Estimated Time of Arrival. Maybe I'll just stick with that.
Well first, Operation Moving All Our Shit was a success. Kinda. I still have to unpack my room. God, I hate moving. DDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Second, read the most awesome tie-in novel EVAH. That other one I told you about? Does not even compare. This one was fantastic. Again Supernatural, and Judas was in it. And he and Cas were old friends. AWESOME. I am now going to read another book by him. About ZOMBIE STORMTROOPERS. HELL YES.
Speaking of books, a few of my page friends and I have started a book club. The object of this book club is to read the most terrible books known to man. We have three picked out so far. The first is called Rampant. The summary is as follows:
Forget everything you ever knew about unicorns...
Real unicorns are venomous, man-eating monsters with huge fangs and razor-sharp horns. Fortunately, they've been extinct for a hundred and fifty years.
Or not.
Astrid had always scoffed at her eccentric mother's stories about killer unicorns. But when one of the monsters attacks her boyfriend—thereby ruining any chance of him taking her to the prom—Astrid finds herself headed to Rome to train as a unicorn hunter at the ancient cloisters the hunters have used for centuries.
However, at the cloisters all is not what it seems. Outside, the unicorns wait to attack. And within, Astrid faces other, unexpected threats: from the crumbling, bone-covered walls that vibrate with a terrible power to the hidden agendas of her fellow hunters to—perhaps most dangerously of all—her growing attraction to a handsome art student ... an attraction that could jeopardize everything.
Awesome right? I have a sneaking suspicion that the art student is actually an unicorn in disguise.
The second is called Sliding Home. Its a romance novel about a baseball player. Here is the summary:
The left fielder for the Richmond Rogues had returned from six weeks of spring training in Florida to find someone had moved into his mobile home. That person was presently in his shower. And no matter how sexy the squatter might be, Kason wanted her out.
He had his trusty dobie, Cimarron; he didn't need anyone else in his life. Not even a stubborn tomboy who rouses all kinds of wild reactions in him, then soothed his soul with peace offerings of macaroni and cheese and rainbow Jell-O. The bad boy of baseball was ready to play hardball if need be, but with Dayne Sheridan firmly planted between his sheets, he found himself...Sliding Home.
That last sentence...words cannot express. ROFL. That sentence was why we picked this book. Hell yes.
The third book is Argentinian Playboy, Unexpected Love-Child. The title alone makes it COMPLETELY worth it. The summary:
Billionaire polo player Diego Ortega has seen the world and sampled many of its women. Sweet beauty Rachel Summers has sated his appetite--so why does he find his body yearning for more? Rachel knows she is not Diego's type--less glamorous supermodel, more wholesome country girl. But that doesn't mean she has to wear her heart on her sleeve. She kept her virginity a secret before he bedded her.... But now she "has" to tell Diego she's carrying his baby!
Also, why the hell is "has" in quotation marks?I am so excited to read these books, as they will be endlessly amusing and AWESOME. I laughing already.
And possibly the most awesome thing ever: When I went out onto my porch the other night, I find this:
Yes, that is a bat. I have named him Batface, and have decided this is his home now. Sadly, he hasn't come back yet, possibly because I blinded him with the flash on my camera. Oooops?
Anyways, that is my life right now, between working an obscene amount and listening to Led Zeppelin. And marathoning season 1 of 24. Which is epic. I am terribly fond of these two brothers, who are evil assassins, out for revenge. I always like them, even when they are shooting people in the face. I think there's something seriously wrong with me.
ETA: Just did a spellcheck, and all the emoticon things I do came up as spelled wrong. LOL. BTW, what the hell does ETA mean? Whenever I see it I think Estimated Time of Arrival. Maybe I'll just stick with that.
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