This post is going to be a huge rant about Supernatural, season 6, episode 2. I'll try not to give away huge amounts of plot, because that deserves its own post.
This episode killed me with its complete and utter awesomeness. Basically, there were these shapeshifters (who can shift to look like anyone) who were going out and sleeping with random women to make BEBES. This leads to hilarious-ness.
Sam goes to one of the families attacked, and finds one of BEBES there (this is before we know its a shifter). This goes kinda like this:
SAM: WTF is under the table? *looks*
BEBE: *adorable grin*
SAM: OOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
And then, of course, he immediately calls Dean saying "I WILL DRIVE RIGHT UP TO YOUR DOOR AND GET YOU, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT, MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!" So Dean meets him, and then sees the BEBE.
DEAN: WTF you call me Sam?
*sees BEBE*
DEAN: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
So then they have to go get supplies for the BEBE, including "some kind of paste that goes on his butt." Thx Dean.
This probably sent the fangirls wild (not the paste comment), because the supply shopping was Sam and Dean walking around in the baby section with the BEBE and looking supremely lost and confused. The Mpreg peeps (who creep the crap outta me) probably flipped.
Anyways, they end up stealing the stuff and booking it to a motel (long story), but only after everyone in the store looks at them, according to Sam, "like we're child abusers." This is while he waves awkwardly to everyone glaring at them.
At the motel, Dean finally manages to get the BEBE to sleep by humming "Smoke on the Water" to him. AWESOME. BTW, they are calling the BEBE Bobby John, which is the classic bullshit name. Then the BEBE explodes. Well, actually he shifts, which leads to the discover of his shapeshifter nature, and a couple stellar lines such as:
"Well, we cant' drop him off at an orphanage. I don't think they'll be happy when he's suddenly Asian!"
and
"Congratulations, its a boy...sometimes."
And then other stuff happens, and the plot thickens and what not. But I just had to talk about the absolute epicness of Sam and Dean running around with a BEBE with no fucking clue what to do with him. THIS IS WHY THIS SHOW ROCKS.
Also also also, the cars are sexy. Dean has the Impala, which now made its triumphant return, and Sam has this nice little Charger. OMG SUPERNATURAL HAS THE BEST CARS.
So excited for this weeks episode because CAS IS FINALLY IN IT. I'm probably gonna watch the episode 10 times over in one sitting. I'm also very excited to see where everything goes. Its very different watching the show without knowing pretty much everything that happens. I mean, I've known angels were gonna be in the show since season 1, but that addition was actually a huge surprise when it first happened. Actually watching a show unspoiled is so much more awesome. Also, way more scary. I was freaking out and LOVING IT. THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD TO ME. AHHH, CRACK.
Y'know what else is like crack? Tang. That creepy orange powder that you stir with water to make a generic citrus-like drink? Yeah, that. It sucks when its super weak, but if you put about one scoop of the powder in one cup of water, WHOOOOOOOEEEE!!! PARTY TIME!!! Its so sugary you practically gag and die with every swallow, but its SO GOOD. Thanks to Tasha The Amazing Page Friend for being a Tang crack ho with me. Such an amazing time. That huge can of stuff is gonna be gone in a month at most. AWESOME.
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